10 Reasons Thanksgiving Gets No Respect (According to Aaron)

1.  Red/Green are much better colors than Brown/Orange.

2.  There are no sales on turkey and stuffing the day after Halloween.

3.  Regardless of how many years they have a losing record, the Lions ALWAYS play on Thanksgiving Day

4.  The only reason children wake up early on Thanksgiving is because mom is burning the food and the smoke detector is going off.

5.  Peppermint mochas are far better than whatever mochas they promote between Halloween and Thanksgiving.

6.  There is no such thing as a "Thanksgiving Party" (...Thanksgiving is the party)

7.  The only gift given during Thanksgiving is gas.

8.   I have NEVER heard a Thanksgiving carol.

9.  Jesus was not born on the last Thursday in November

And last but not least...
10. It's a lot harder for people to be THANKFUL for what they already have than to receive more gifts and more blessings from some fat guy in red suit.

EVERYONE NEEDS TO STOP THINKING ABOUT CHRISTMAS AND START RESPECTING THE BIRD!  EAT AND BE THANKFUL! 

:-)